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24. Ciswoman. Vietnamese. Feminist. College student. Geek. Inclusive. Sparklypoo. Awesome.

GREENDALE IS WHERE I BELONG
e. pluribus anus

GRYFFINCLAW
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kiss the mind and the body will follow

were-friends-now-that-ive:

Catfe

by Carlos Wong

Feel the kittens! Feel sublime! Get on up, it’s Catfe time! Catfe is like a Starbucks petting zoo with cats.

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DO YOU LIKE CATS?

DO YOU LIKE COFFEE, BOBA, TEA, AND EPIC PASTRIES?

THEN SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LISTEN TO THIS:

THIS IS A PLAN FOR A MOTHER FUCKIN’ CAT CAFE.  A LITERAL CATFE.  THESE SUCKERS ARE HELLA POPULAR OVER IN JAPAN.  BUT ITS ONLY RECENTLY THAT A FEW SMART AS FUCK ENTREPRENEURS IN THE STATES STARTED TO CONTEMPLATE THE IDEA OF HAVING THEM IN AMERICA.

SO WHAT THE FUCK IS A CAT CAFE, YOU ASK?

A CAT CAFE IS JUST LIKE ANY OTHER CAFE IN YOUR TOWN, BUT ITS FULL OF MOTHER FUCKING CATS.  THAT’S RIGHT, INTERNET: CATS.  RESTRAIN YOURSELVES I KNOW YOU LOVE THAT SHIT.  YOU GET TO GO IN, DRINK YOUR COFFE/BOBA TEA/WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT, AND PLAY WITH THE COOLEST CATS AROUND.  ITS ALL THE FUN OF OWNING A CAT WITHOUT HAVING TO VACUUM YOUR HOME EVERY TWO HOURS.

SO WHY AM I EXCITED?

WELL FOR ONE BECAUSE THESE AWESOME GUYS HAVE PARTNERED WITH BEST FRIENDS ANIMAL SOCIETY, A GIANT AS FUCK NO-KILL SHELTER.  ALL OF THE CATFE CATS ARE GOING TO BE RESCUE KITTIES GIVEN A HOME AND A HUNDRED FUCKING PEOPLE A DAY TO RUB ALL OVER AND BE LOVED BY.  WHAT’S MORE THEY WANT TO PUSH FOR NO KILL LOS ANGELES TO MAKE LA MORE SHELTER FRIENDLY FOR OUR FURRY FRIENDS.

CAT-FUCKING-FE IS ALSO GOING TO PROVIDE PET-CONSCIOUS AWARENESS INFORMATION SO THAT THE BLOKES ON THE STREET WHO WANT TO TURN THEIR OWN HOMES INTO A PERSONAL CATFE KNOW EVERYTHING THEY NEED TO TO BE THE FUCKING RADEST CAT OWNER ON THE BLOCK.  WE’RE TALKING SOME SERIOUS CAT CARE KNOW HOW HERE.  

AND TO SWEETEN THE FUCKING DEAL THEY’RE ALSO PLANNING ON HAVING PET THERAPY SESSIONS FOR THE ELDERLY AND ORPHANS.  ANIMAL-ASSISTED THERAPY HAS BEEN SHOWN TO HELP COMBAT DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY, AMONG A SHIT TON OF OTHER BENEFITS.  HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT?

BUT I DON’T LIVE IN LA, YOU SAY, WHY SHOULD I CARE?

BECAUSE MOTHER FUCKING CAT CAFES, YOU DORK.  IDEAS LIKE THIS ALWAYS HAVE TO START IN THE BIGGEST CITIES AND TRICKLE DOWN.  BEFORE LITTLE KOKOMO, INDIANA CAN HAVE A THRIVING CAFE FOR CATS LA, SAN FRANCISCO, NEW YORK CITY, AND ALL THE OTHER MAJOR CITIES OF THE US OF A NEED TO GARNER PEOPLE’S INTEREST.  

DON’T LIVE IN THE US AT ALL? WHO CARES! IF THE POPULATION OF CAT CAFES EXPLODES IN THE WESTERN WORLD ITS BOUND TO GET PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES AROUND THE GLOBE INTERESTED.  LETS POP A CAT CAFE IN EVERY COUNTRY.  CUTE CATS FOR EVERYONE.

MAN, YOU’RE SO RIGHT.  THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER. HOW DO I GET INVOLVED?

THAT’S FUCKING RIGHT THIS IS GREAT.  SO CHECK OUT

CATFE’S KICKSTARTER

AND PLEDGE THAT DOLLAR YOU WERE GOING TO SPEND ON A CANDY BAR.  OR PLEDGE MORE, BECAUSE THE PERKS ARE PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME.

YOU CAN GET BUTTONS

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AND PLUSHIES

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AND FUCKING T-SHIRTS

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AND THAT’S JUST GETTING STARTED.  LOOK HOW ADORABLE THAT PLUSH IS TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT TO SNUGGLE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

SO STOP REBLOGING PICTURES OF CATS AND CHECK OUT THE  START OF REAL INTERNET CAFES.

CHECK IT OUT

transsamwinchester:

transsamwinchester:

please watch this cat talking to her babies

if any of my posts deserved to get a lot of notes its this one

littlepeachey:

tacocityruckus:

mikefalzone:

alchemy:

TINY KITTEN WITH A TINY KITTEN BACKPACK

What could POSSIBLY be in the TINY BACKPACK?!

cat nip dime bag and a list of people to kill

Oh.my.god

shorm:

abaldwin360:

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

I will never not reblog this.

cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her

cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

emper-or:

his name is Thumper and he is perfect, here is the video. I would watch this every five minutes for the rest of my life if I could.

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